House of Cards

I'm a nerd!! From Colorado!!!
my child: mom, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
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c10ckw0rk:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

Oh yes it’s BACK!!!

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betweenlegs:

Awww

betweenlegs:

Awww

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xnikkaayy:

No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You.

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h-4ze:

the awkward moment when you really watch it…

h-4ze:

the awkward moment when you really watch it…

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